9 Times Morons Believed The Onion And Lost Their Minds

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mattstaff
May 7, 2019 12:00 PM EDT

Nothing quite fills our hearts with joy than when a moron out there takes a bite out of The Onion, and believes what they're saying as the absolute truth. It's a beautiful mess of hysterical confusion.

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    Face - 6 hours ago New Sony Nose Buds Allow Users To Blast Different Smells Into Nostrils onion.com Like Comment Share likes this D Dumbest shit I ever read. Even if they T worked who wants to go around with what looks like ear buds in your nose, u would look like a complete idiot 6 hours ago via mobile Like
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    Text - 9 hours ago Apple Promises To Fix Glitches In Map Software By Rearranging Earth's Geography onion.com P Apple is working hard to move streets, buildings, and natural features of the Earth itself to be Share 2 people like this. Is this really cost effective? 5 hours ago via mobile
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    Tennis - The OnionTheOnion 10 Jul 2018 Serena Williams Stripped Of Titles After it Revealed She's Been Playing With A Racket In Each Hand This Whole Time trib.al/LMG62FI COSTE ta 1.0K 72 6.4K BillinAChinaSchlep @inSchlep Replying to @TheOnion I have a hard time believing this. She's been playing since 1995 in front of both live fans and tv viewers and not one person has noticed that she has a racket in each hand?!?!?
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    Hand - A 4 hrs WTF?? So eating it is ok though?....me thinks not. TACO Taco Bell Warns Employees Against Directly Exposing Skin To Food THE ONION
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    Text - L I am ABSOLUTELY disgusted by this... No longer will i participate in such activities. 42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record www.theonion.com NEW YORK-According to emergency personnel, early estimates indicate that more than 42 million Americans were Like Comment Share 33 minutes ago
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    Photography - C Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she... THE ONION Like Share R choice...I couldnt have... ?? Im thankful to God I didn't have to make that June 4, 2012 at 1144am Like
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    Text - The Onion @TheOnion 29 Nov 2016 Death Row Guard Has Always Had Soft Spot For The innocent Ones trib.al/Q4CzpPr 888 t 251 Follow Replying to @TheOnion Yo everyone is missing the point here! Why the hell are Police convicting and sentencing innocent people to death???? Maybe that should also be a story! An innocent person is being killed is murder isn't it? Σ
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    Fish - theonion.com New Study Confirms Sharks Just Really Angry Dolphins Like Share Comment You and 2.8K others 862 Shares I don't think this is true. 7 Like Reply More 42 mins
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    Cuisine - The Onion TheOnion Jan 11 Sandwich Previously Thought Incapable Of Looking More Depressing Flattened In Backpack trib.al/D01BYqB t 394 26 3.3K Grammer Police @medianewsfake Replying to@TheOnion This is exactly what's wrong with journalism these days and why the Country is fed up with the fake news media. How can this be a story?
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